tonight is about to become another sparley night…
i really want to make a sketch compilation but that requires video editing software as soon as i get my hands on some though just you wait
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
these are the best set of images on the internet. I am slightly bias as I am part of them, but still, AREN’T THEY JUST GREAT?!
STILL GETS ME EVERYTIME
i’m just going to leave this here
america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.
America: where freedom kills you.
PLEASE BRING THIS BACK
it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men.
and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men.
Dogs are angels
Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph
"I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."